ChEngrish...

me: i know. why's everything gotta be some complicate

Open Sesame

"oh, why are they so slow? doesnt our clt wanna close?"

It's not Chingrish...

...but still sounds weird(ly sexual) to me:

"Are you working on getting up your web site?"

call me

" yeah. he is. i really think we should implement a rule that limits the # of phone calls a clt can make. if exceeded, $10 per call or $50 or $100 "